America's new president, in his own words:

America's new president, in his own words:

“I would bring back waterboarding and I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding."

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot people and I wouldn't lose voters."

“'Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really folks, come on. Are we serious?”

“Nobody has more respect for women than me. Nobody."

"ISIS is honoring President Obama. He is the founder of ISIS. He is the founder of ISIS, OK? He is the founder. He founded ISIS. And I would say the co-founder would be crooked Hillary Clinton."

"No, I meant he’s the founder of ISIS. I do. He was the most valuable player. I give him the most valuable player award. I give her, too, by the way, Hillary Clinton." (When asked to clarify the previous comment.)

“I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.”

“If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Just knock the hell … I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.”

“We’re not allowed to punch back anymore. I love the old days. You know what they used to do to guys like that when they were in a place like this? They’d be carried out on a stretcher, folks. I’d like to punch him in the face, I’ll tell you.”

“In the good old days this didn’t used to happen, because they used to treat them very, very rough. And when they protested once, they would not do it again so easily.”

“Well, I certainly don’t incite violence. I don’t condone violence. And I don’t talk about violence.” (When told he had condoned violence)

“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I did not, I did not. I do not say that." (When told he had called global warming a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.)

Now he's saying that was all just bluster to win votes. Lock her up? Nope. Build the wall? Nope. Drain the swamp? Hell, nope. He said it and you ate it up, so he kept saying it. Congratulations, Real America. Your selection is unpresidented. Any idea what he'll do next? Nope.